Harry thought he'd surely be much better employed doing Snape's punishment essay than sitting here trying to find meaning in a lot of made-up dreams. It seemed, however, that he was not the only person in Divination who was in a temper. Professor Trelawney slammed a copy of the Oracle down on the table between Harry and Ron and swept away, her lips pursed; she threw the next copy of the Oracle at Seamus and Dean, narrowly avoiding Seamus's head, and thrust the final one into Neville's chest with such force that he slipped off his pouffe. Well, carry on! ' said Professor Trelawney loudly, her voice high-pitched and somewhat hysterical, you know what to do! Or am I such a sub-standard teacher that you have never learned how to open a book? 'The class stared perplexedly at her, then at each other. Harry, however, thought he knew what was the matter. As Professor Trelawney flounced back to the high-backed teachers chair, her magnified eyes full of angry tears, he leaned his head closer to Ron's and muttered, I think she's got the results of her inspection back. 'Professor? ' said Parvati Patil in a hushed voice (she and Lavender had always rather admired Professor Trelawney). Professor, is there anything-er-wrong? 'Wrong! ' cried Professor Trelawney in a voice throbbing with emotion. Certainly not! I have been insulted, certainly . . . insinuations have been made against me . . . unfounded accusations levelled . . . but no, there is nothing wrong, certainly not! 'She took a great shuddering breath and looked away from Parvati, angry tears spilling from under her glasses. I say nothing,' she choked, of sixteen years of devoted service . . . it has passed, apparently, unnoticed . . . but I shall not be insulted, no, I shall not! ' But, Professor, who's insulting you? ' asked Parvati timidly. The Establishment! ' said Professor Trelawney, in a deep, dramatic, wavering voice. Yes, those with eyes too clouded by the mundane to See as I See, to Know as I Know . . . of course, we Seers have always been feared, always persecuted . . . it is-alas-our fate. 'She gulped, dabbed at her wet cheeks with the end of her shawl, then she pulled a small embroidered handkerchief from her sleeve, and blew her nose very hard with a sound like Peeves blowing a raspberry. Ron sniggered. Lavender shot him a disgusted look. Professor,' said Parvati, do you mean . . . is it something Professor Umbridge-? 'Do not speak to me about that woman! ' cried Professor Trelawney leaping to her feet, her beads rattling and her spectacles flashing. Kindly continue with your work! 'And she spent the rest of the lesson striding among them, tears still leaking from behind her glasses, muttering what sounded like threats under her breath. . . . may well choose to leave . . . the indignity of it . . . on probation . . . we shall see . . . how she dares . . . 'You and Umbridge have got something in common,' Harry told Hermione quietly when they met again in Defence Against the Dark Arts. She obviously reckons Trelawney's an old fraud, too . . . looks like she's put her on probation. 'Umbridge entered the room as he spoke, wearing her black velvet bow and an expression of great smugness. Good afternoon, class. 'Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge,' they chanted dully. Wands away, please. 'But there was no answering flurry of movement this time; nobody had bothered to take out their wands. Please turn to page thirty-four of Defensive Magical Theory and read the third chapter, entitled The Case for Non-Offensive Responses to Magical Attack". There will be-'-no need to talk,' Harry, Ron and Hermione said together, under their breaths. No Quidditch practice,' said Angelina in hollow tones when Harry, Ron and Hermione entered the common room after dinner that night. But I kept my temper! ' said Harry, horrified. I didn't say anything to her, Angelina, I swear, I-'I know, I know, said Angelina miserably. She just said she needed a bit of time to consider. 'Consider what? ' said Ron angrily. She's given the Slytherins permission, why not us? 'But Harry could imagine how much Umbridge was enjoying holding the threat of no Gryffindor Quidditch team over their heads and could easily understand why she would not want to relinquish that weapon over them too soon. Well,' said Hermione, look on the bright side-at least now you'll have time to do Snape's essay! 'That's a bright side, is it? ' snapped Harry, while Ron stared incredulously at Hermione. No Quidditch practice, and extra Potions? 'Harry slumped down into a chair, dragged his Potions essay reluctantly from his bag and set to work. It was very hard to concentrate; even though he knew Sirius was not due in the fire until much later, he could not help glancing into the flames every few minutes just in case. There was also an incredible amount of noise in the room: Fred and George appeared finally to have perfected one type of Skiving Snackbox, which they were taking turns to demonstrate to a cheering and whooping crowd. First, Fred would take a bite out of the orange end of a chew, at which he would vomit spectacularly into a bucket they had placed in front of them. Then he would force down the purple end of the chew, at which the vomiting would immediately cease. Lee Jordan, who was assisting the demonstration, was lazily Vanishing the vomit at regular intervals with the same Vanishing Spell Snape kept using on Harry's potions. What with the regular sounds of retching, cheering and the sound of Fred and George taking advance orders from the crowd, Harry was finding it exceptionally difficult to focus on the correct method for Strengthening Solution. Hermione was not helping matters; the cheers and the sound of vomit hitting the bottom of Fred and George's bucket were punctuated by her loud and disapproving sniffs, which Harry found, if anything, more distracting. Just go and stop them, then! ' he said irritably, after crossing out the wrong weight of powdered griffin claw for the fourth time. I can't, they're not technically doing anything wrong,' said Hermione through gritted teeth. They're quite within their rights to eat the foul things themselves and I can't find a rule that says the other idiots aren't entitled to buy them, not unless they're proven to be dangerous in some way and it doesn't look as though they are. 'She, Harry and Ron watched George projectile-vomit into the bucket, gulp down the rest of the chew and straighten up, beaming with his arms wide to protracted applause. You know, I don't get why Fred and George only got three OWLs each,' said Harry, watching as Fred, George and Lee collected gold from the eager crowd. They really know their stuff. 'Oh, they only know flashy stuff that's of no real use to anyone,' said Hermione disparagingly. No real use? ' said Ron in a strained voice. Hermione, they've made about twenty-six Galleons already. 'It was a long while before the crowd around the Weasley twins dispersed, then Fred, Lee and George sat up counting their takings even longer, so it was well past midnight when Harry, Ron and Hermione finally had the common room to themselves. At long last, Fred had closed the doorway to the boys' dormitories behind him, rattling his box of Galleons ostentatiously so that Hermione scowled. Harry, who was making very little progress with his Potions essay, decided to give it up for the night. As he put his books away, Ron, who was dozing lightly in an armchair, gave a muffled grunt, awoke, and looked blearily into the fire. Sirius! ' he said. Harry whipped round. Sirius's untidy dark head was sitting in the fire again. Hi,' he said, grinning. Hi,' chorused Harry, Ron and Hermione, all three kneeling down on the hearthrug Crookshanks purred loudly and approached the fire, trying, despite the heat, to put his face close to Sirius's. How're things? ' said Sirius. Not that good,' said Harry, as Hermione pulled Crookshanks back to stop him singeing his whiskers. The Ministry's forced through another decree, which means we're not allowed to have Quidditch teams-'Or secret Defence Against the Dark Arts groups? ' Said Sirius. There was a short pause. How did you know about that? ' Harry demanded. You want to choose your meeting places more carefully,' said Sirius, grinning still more broadly. The Hog's Head, I ask you. 'Well, it was better than the Three Broomsticks! ' said Hermione defensively. That's always packed with people-'Which means you'd have been harder to overhear,' said Sirius. You've got a lot to learn, Hermione. 'Who overheard us? ' Harry demanded. Mundungus, of course,' said Sirius, and when they all looked puzzled he laughed. He was the witch under the veil. 'That was Mundungus? ' Harry said, stunned. What was he doing in the Hog's Head? 'What do you think he was doing? ' said Sirius impatiently. Keeping an eye on you, of course. 'I'm still being followed? ' asked Harry angrily. Yeah, you are,' said Sirius, and just as well, isn't it, if the first thing you're going to do on your weekend off is organise an illegal defence group. ' But he looked neither angry nor worried. On the contrary, he was looking at Harry with distinct pride. Why was Dung hiding from us? ' asked Ron, sounding disappointed. We'd've liked to've seen him. 'He was banned from the Hog's Head twenty years ago,' said Sirius, and that barman's got a long memory. We lost Moody's spare Invisibility Cloak when Sturgis was arrested, so Dung's been dressing as a witch a lot lately . . . anyway . . . first of all, Ron-I've sworn to pass on a message from your mother. ' Oh yeah? ' said Ron, sounding apprehensive. She says on no account whatsoever are you to take part in an illegal secret Defence Against the Dark Arts group. She says you'll be expelled for sure and your future will be ruined. She says there will be plenty of time to learn how to defend yourself later and that you are too young to be worrying about that right now. She also' (Sirius's eyes turned to the other two) advises Harry and Hermione not to proceed with the group, though she accepts that she has no authority over either of them and simply begs them to remember that she has their best interests at heart. She would have written all this to you, but if the owl had been intercepted you'd all have been in real trouble, and she can't say it for herself because she's on duty tonight. 'On duty doing what? ' said Ron quickly. Never you mind, just stuff for the Order,' said Sirius. So it's fallen to me to be the messenger and make sure you tell her I passed it all on, because I don't think she trusts me to. 'There was another pause in which Crookshanks, mewing, attempted to paw Sirius's head, and Ron fiddled with a hole in the hearthrug. So, you want me to say I'm not going to take part in the Defence group? ' he muttered finally. Me? Certainly not! ' said Sirius, looking surprised. I think it's an excellent idea! 'You do? ' said Harry, his heart lifting. Of course I do! ' said Sirius. D'you think your father and I would've lain down and taken orders from an old hag like Umbridge? 'But-last term all you did was tell me to be careful and not take risks-'Last year, all the evidence was that someone inside Hogwarts was trying to kill you, Harry! ' said Sirius impatiently. This year, we know there's someone outside Hogwarts who'd like to kill us all, so I think learning to defend yourselves properly is a very good idea! 'And if we do get expelled? ' Hermione asked, a quizzical look on her face. Hermione, this whole thing was your idea! ' said Harry, staring at her. I know it was. I just wondered what Sirius thought,' she said, shrugging. Well, better expelled and able to defend yourselves than sitting safely in school without a clue,' said Sirius. Hear, hear,' said Harry and Ron enthusiastically. So,' said Sirius, how are you organising this group? Where are you meeting? 'Well, that's a bit of a problem now,' said Harry. Dunno where we're going to be able to go. 'How about the Shrieking Shack? ' suggested Sirius. Hey, that's an idea! ' said Ron excitedly, but Hermione made a sceptical noise and all three of them looked at her, Sirius's head turning in the flames. Well, Sirius, it's just that there were only four of you meeting in the Shrieking Shack when you were at school,' said Hermione, and all of you could transform into animals and I suppose you could all have squeezed under a single Invisibility Cloak if you'd wanted to. But there are twenty-eight of us and none of us is an Animagus, so we wouldn't need so much an Invisibility Cloak as an Invisibility Marquee-'Fair point,' said Sirius, looking slightly crestfallen. Well, I'm sure you'll come up with somewhere. There used to be a pretty roomy secret passageway behind that big mirror on the fourth floor, you might have enough space to practise jinxes in there. 'Fred and George told me it's blocked,' said Harry, shaking his head. Caved in or something. 'Oh . . . ' said Sirius, frowning. Well, I'll have a think and get back to-'He broke off. His face was suddenly tense, alarmed. He turned sideways, apparently looking into the solid brick wall of the fireplace. Sirius? ' said Harry anxiously. But he had vanished. Harry gaped at the flames for a moment, then turned to look at Ron and Hermione. Why did he-? 'Hermione gave a horrified gasp and leapt to her feet, still staring at the fire. A hand had appeared amongst the flames, groping as though to catch hold of something; a stubby, short-fingered hand covered in ugly old-fashioned rings. The three of them ran for it. At the door of the boys' dormitory Harry looked back. Umbridge's hand was still making snatching movements amongst the flames, as though she knew exactly where Sirius's hair had been moments before and was determined to seize it. J. K. RowlingHarry Potter&Lionfish 11/Nov/2007 Chapter Eighteen Dumbledore's ArmyContents Prev Chapter Next Chapter . Umbridge has been reading your mail, Harry. There's no other explanation. ' You think Umbridge attacked Hedwig? ' he said, outraged. I'm almost certain of it,' said Hermione grimly. Watch your frog, it's escaping. 'Harry pointed his wand at the bullfrog that had been hopping hopefully towards the other side of the table-Accio! '- and it zoomed gloomily back into his hand. Charms was always one of the best lessons in which to enjoy a private chat; there was generally so much movement and activity that the danger of being overheard was very slight. Today, with the room full of croaking bullfrogs and cawing ravens, and with a heavy downpour of rain clattering and pounding against the classroom windows, Harry, Ron and Hermione's whispered discussion about how Umbridge had nearly caught Sirius went quite unnoticed. I've been suspecting this ever since Filch accused you of ordering Dungbombs, because it seemed such a stupid lie,' Hermione whispered. I mean, once your letter had been read it would have been quite clear you weren't ordering them, so you wouldn't have been in trouble at all-it's a bit of a feeble joke, isn't it? But then I thought, what if somebody just wanted an excuse to read your mail? Well then, it would be a perfect way for Umbridge to manage it -tip off Filch, let him do the dirty work and coniscate the letter, then either find a way of stealing it from him or else demand to see it-I don't think Filch would object, when's he ever stuck up for a student's rights? Harry, you're squashing your frog. 'Harry looked down; he was indeed squeezing his bullfrog so tightly its eyes were popping; he replaced it hastily upon the desk. It was a very, very close call last night,' said Hermione. I just wonder if Umbridge knows how close it was. Silencio. 'The bullfrog on which she was practising her Silencing Charm was struck dumb mid-croak and glared at her reproachfully. If she'd caught Snuffles-'Harry finished the sentence for her. -He'd probably be back in Azkaban this morning. ' He waved his wand without really concentrating; his bullfrog swelled like a green balloon and emitted a high-pitched whistle. Silencio! ' said Hermione hastily, pointing her wand at Harry's frog, which deflated silently before them. Well, he mustn't do it again, that's all. I just don't know how we're going to let him know. We can't send him an owl. 'I don't reckon he'll risk it again,' said Ron. He's not stupid, he knows she nearly got him. Silencio. 'The large and ugly raven in front of him let out a derisive caw. Silencio. SILENCIO! 'The raven cawed more loudly. It's the way you're moving your wand,' said Hermione, watching Ron critically, you don't want to wave it, it's more a sharp jab. 'Ravens are harder than frogs,' said Ron through clenched teeth. Fi ne, let's swap,' said Hermione, seizing Ron's raven and replacing it with her own fat bullfrog. Silencio! ' The raven continued to open and close its sharp beak, but no sound came out. Very good, Miss Granger! ' said Professor Flitwick's squeaky little voice, making Harry, Ron and Hermione all jump. Now, let me see you try, Mr. Weasley' Wha-? Oh-oh, right,' said Ron, very flustered. Er-silencio! ' He jabbed at the bullfrog so hard he poked it in the eye: the frog gave a deafening croak and leapt off the desk. It came as no surprise to any of them that Harry and Ron were given additional practice of the Silencing Charm for homework. They were allowed to remain inside over break due to the downpour outside. They found seats in a noisy and overcrowded classroom on the first floor in which Peeves was floating dreamily up near the chandelier, occasionally blowing an ink pellet at the top of somebody's head. They had barely sat down when Angelina came struggling towards them through the groups of gossiping students. I've got permission! ' she said. To re-form the Quidditch team! 'Excellent! ' said Ron and Harry together. Yeah,' said Angelina, beaming. I went to McGonagall and I think she might have appealed to Dumbledore. Anyway, Umbridge had to give in. Ha! So I want you down at the pitch at seven o'clock tonight, all right, because we've got to make up time. You realise we're only three weeks away from our first match? 'She squeezed away from them, narrowly dodged an ink pellet from Peeves, which hit a nearby first-year instead, and vanished from sight. Ron's smile slipped slightly as he looked out of the window, which was now opaque with hammering rain. Hope this clears up. What's up with you, Hermione? 'She, too, was gazing at the window, but not as though she really saw it. Her eyes were unfocused and there was a frown on her face. Just thinking . . . ' she said, still frowning at the rain-washed window. About Siri- Snuffles? ' said Harry. No . . . not exactly . . . ' said Hermione slowly. More . . . wondering . . . I suppose we're doing the right thing . . .I think . . . aren't we? 'Harry and Ron looked at each other. Well, that clears that up,' said Ron. It would've been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly. 'Hermione looked at him as though she had only just realised he was there. I was just wondering,' she said, her voice stronger now, whether we're doing the right thing, starting this Defence Against the Dark Arts group. 'What? ' said Harry and Ron together. Hermione, it was your idea in the first place! ' said Ron indignantly. I know,' said Hermione, twisting her fingers together. But after talking to Snuffles . . . 'But he's all for it,' said Harry. Yes,' said Hermione, staring at the window again. Yes, that's what made me think maybe it wasn't a good idea after all . . . 'Peeves floated over them on his stomach, peashooter at the ready; automatically all three of them lifted their bags to cover their heads until he had passed. Let's get this straight,' said Harry angrily, as they put their bags back on the floor, Sirius agrees with us, so you don't think we should do it any more? ' Hermione looked tense and rather miserable. Now staring at her own hands, she said, Do you honestly trust his judgement? 'Yes, I do! ' said Harry at once. He's always given us great advice! 'An ink pellet whizzed past them, striking Katie Bell squarely in the ear. Hermione watched Katie leap to her feet and start throwing things at Peeves; it was a few moments before Hermione spoke again and it sounded as though she was choosing her words very carefully. You don't think he has become . . . sort of . . . reckless . . . since he's been cooped up in Grimmauld Place? You don't think he's . . . kind of . . . living through us? 'What d'you mean, living through us"? ' Harry retorted. I mean . . . well, I think he'd love to be forming secret Defence societies right under the nose of someone from the Ministry . . . I think he's really frustrated at how little he can do where he is . . . so I think he's keen to kind of . . . egg us on. 'Ron looked utterly perplexed. Sirius is right,' he said, you do sound just like my mother. 'Hermione bit her lip and did not answer. The bell rang just as Peeves swooped down on Katie and emptied an entire ink bottle over her head. The weather did not improve as the day wore on, so that at seven o'clock that evening, when Harry and Ron went down to the Quidditch pitch for practice, they were soaked through within minutes, their feet slipping and sliding on the sodden grass. The sky was a deep, thundery grey and it was a relief to gain the warmth and light of the changing rooms, even if they knew the respite was only temporary.They found Fred and George debating whether to use one of their own Skiving Snackboxes to get out of flying. . . . but I bet she'd know what we'd done,' Fred said out of the corner of his mouth. If only I hadn't offered to sell her some Puking Pastilles yesterday. ' We could try the Fever Fudge,' George muttered, no one's seen that yet-' Does it work? ' enquired Ron hopefully, as the hammering of rain on the roof intensified and wind howled around the building. Well, yeah,' said Fred, your temperature'll go right up. 'But you get these massive pus-filled boils, too,' said George, and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet. 'I can't see any boils,' said Ron, staring at the twins. No, well, you wouldn't,' said Fred darkly, they're not in a place we generally display to the public. 'But they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the-'All right, everyone, listen up,' said Angelina loudly, emerging from the Captain's office. I know it's not ideal weather, but there's a chance we'll be playing Slytherin in conditions like this so it's a good idea to work out how we're going to cope with them. Harry, didn't you do something to your glasses to stop the rain fogging them up when we played Hufflepuff in that storm? 'Hermionedid it,' said Harry. He pulled out his wand, tapped his glasses and said, Impervius! 'I think we all ought to try that,' said Angelina. If we could just keep the rain off our faces it would really help visibility-all together, come on-Impervius! OK. Let's go. 'They all stowed their wands back in the inside pockets of their robes, shouldered their brooms and followed Angelina out of the changing rooms. They squelched through the deepening mud to the middle of the pitch; visibility was still very poor even with the Impervius Charm; light was fading fast and curtains of rain were sweeping the grounds. All right, on my whistle,' shouted Angelina. Harry kicked off from the ground, spraying mud in all directions, and shot upwards, the wind pulling him slightly off course. He had no idea how he was going to see the Snitch in this weather; he was having enough difficulty seeing the one Bludger with which they were practising; a minute into the practice it almost unseated him and he had to use the Sloth Grip Roll to avoid it.Unfortunately, Angelina did not see this. In fact, she did not appear to be able to see anything; none of them had a clue what the others were doing. The wind was picking up; even at a distance Harry could hear the swishing, pounding sounds of the rain pummelling the surface of the lake. Angelina kept them at it for nearly an hour before conceding defeat.She led her sodden and disgruntled team back into the changing rooms, insisting that the practice had not been a waste of time, though without any real conviction in her voice.